Beeling

What is Beeling?


1.

A process by which an individual consumes vast quantities of milk and then settles down for a nap, no matter what their current cirumstance. (e.g. In the middle of their shift at work.)

Inspired by the actions of the one and only Milkmonster.

"Dude, I can't be bothered working any more. I'm going for a Beeling session, seeya in an hour"

"Work was boring as hell last night, so I Beeled it to pass the time"

See beeling, bealing, beel

2.

To bleed from ones nose before having sex with a mates mum.

It is also a hybrid insult:

"RODNEY YA BEELING EJIT"

For example, before trying to seduce your best friends mother ones nose will suddenly start bleeding, known simply as beeling. Quite inconvenient.

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