What is Beeling?
1.
A process by which an individual consumes vast quantities of milk and then settles down for a nap, no matter what their current cirumstance. (e.g. In the middle of their shift at work.)
Inspired by the actions of the one and only
"Dude, I can't be bothered working any more. I'm going for a Beeling session, seeya in an hour"
"Work was boring as hell last night, so I Beeled it to pass the time"
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2.
To bleed from ones nose before having sex with a mates mum.
It is also a hybrid insult:
"RODNEY YA BEELING EJIT"
For example, before trying to seduce your best friends mother ones nose will suddenly start bleeding, known simply as beeling. Quite inconvenient.
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