Beemer Squirt

What is Beemer Squirt?

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Pissing on the car door handle of some motherfucker's beemer. Trust me, he deserves it. Nothing good can come of it. Either he hits it wet and gets piss on his hand, or it rusts out the keyhole. It helps if you sit and wait for the asshole to come back and sniff his hand

The shitbag in sunglasses on the phone cut me off in his 5 series, so I followed him and gave that analripper a beemer squirt. He got my piss all over his hand. Eat shit and die.

See bmw, piss, belgium, shitbag, asshole
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