What is Beenlightened?
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When we were still kids, before we got all the 'adult filters' ingrained on us, we used to be enlightened...and we just fell asleep and forgot as we got older...
We once were enlightened
It was so much easier beenlightened when I was younger and didn't have to worry about politics or the news.
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When you poop on the horseshoe shaped rim of a public toilet.
There's a greasy log on the toilet rim in the McDonald's bathro..
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Dreadful trousers which have a mind of their own and flap disobediently in the wrong (East-West) plane.
Those lovely tweed slacks have ..
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To never get laid in a lifetime
Man that dude in the movie almost pulled a matt brisebois
See laid, matt, never, sexy time..