What is Beeps?
1.
A extreamly fat women. One that packs their fat into cars when they enter them. We are talking mamoth. Derived from the phrase "that chick beeps when she backs up."
Oh my god!!! We've got a beeper here!
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2.
Word used to describe any type of computer, e.g. PC, laptop, PDA.
I just got a new video card for my beeps!
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3.
a girls breasts
don't touch my beeps
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4.
this is shorthand for the hottest chick at U of Chicago; now, while you may balk and declare, "there are no hotass chicas at Chicago; they're all nasty recluse bitches!" -- well, I am telling you otherwise. She likes to b-cup it down the street, wear beaded thongs, buy 400 dollar dior belts, and have sex in Regenstein Library. Yes, she might not have the cleanest record with the guys (she was nardified), but she does take care of herself, get waxed on a frequent basis, and eat at least one meal a day.
Do you know any chick that will model any vs lingerie I buy for her? Most certainly -- beeps.