Beer Badger

What is Beer Badger?


1.

A most evil creature who would run 30 miles to ambush you on your way home from the local to rub your head in the dirt, rob you of all your money and your entire memory of the night's events.

I felt fine in The Swan and Three but woke up with a banging headache and no idea of how i got home!

2.

An animal which will crap in your mouth after a long nights drinking. If you wake up with the feeling of crap in your mouth the beer badger has payed you a visit.

Can be also known as the beer gorilla. w

Kevin :The beer badger payed me a visit last night

See beer, crap, drink


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