What is Beer Baron?
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Noun. A male who enters a party demanding a beer. He will comandeer any beer they will see. While comandeering, the baron will rape and pillage the party. The wenches are thrown to his feet to honor the baron of his prescence. This practice is similar to the sacrifice of animals towards Zeus. In four years, the house will hold an Olympic competition for the Baron. After an hour or so, the baron will then smuggle out a keg for his purpose.
Whoa, is that beer baron? I think he looks very similar to Bryan. The beer baron was thrown a woman to his feet. She looks like Dawn
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Noun. A person who is highly skilled in the robbing, heisting, or transporting of any type of beer. In the 1920s the term "beer baron" referred to bootleggers. the new age beer baron is simply known for heisting and supplying large sums of people with beer, weather it be a party, kickback, or any celebration, if the beer baron is involved, everyone around him will be shitfaced.
EX 1: Shit dude, did you see the beer baron walk out of the store with 4 cases of beer?
EX 2: The beer baron is so badass that store workers don't even attempt to stop him!!
EX 3: Is that an alcoholic? is that a paying customer? NO! its the BEER BARON! DUNDUNDUN!
EX 4: I hear the beer baron gets re constructive face surgery every 5 years so the cops don't find him.
EX 5: Fcuk yeah, the beer baron just showed up to our party, now we can get wasted.
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An individual who has been granted the title of Baron for their heroic actions involving the consumption of large quantities of beer. This individual usually is the last one standing after a long night of consuming cases of beer.
Requirements to obatain the title of Baron:
drink 400 fl. oz. of beer within 2 hours,
Daniel: Did you drink that whole case of Shiners last night?
Nick: I think I did.
Daniel: And a case of Samuel L. Jacksons?
Nick: I vaguely remember doing so.
Daniel: And a 12 pack of Bud?
Nick: For breakfast... before I past out.
Daniel: I grant you the title of Beer Baron.
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