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A massive queef which causes tremours in the Earth's crust and causes multiple vaginal thunder claps
Tom: What the fuck was that?!..
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A virtual prophylactic to be provided to those internet users who make excessive use of 'emoticons'. Like a 'condom'..
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Someone who has so much dandruff it flakes out everywhere and looks similar to parmesan cheese.
Damn look at all that shit on your shou..