Beer Bruises

What is Beer Bruises?

Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.

Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.

Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?

Luctz

1. Aquires lot of "puntang". Sometimes refered to as a "pimp". Luctz is going to pimp his ho's. See Shane..

Shood

1. SHit-but-gOOD. Applicable to most things on television - a guilty pleasure. It is also possible (though dangerous) to use as an adverb..

Kurah

1. the muthafukin best person in the world. better than joey of course kurah can beat joey at shot contests anyday See kurah, k, kk, kkkk..

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