Beer Bruises

What is Beer Bruises?

Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.

Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.

Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?

Fukker

1. NOUN: an accomplished person. did you see what that fukker ran in the 10k? 2. Someone who is like an average fucker, but a bit nastie..

Double J/k

1. The double j/k is a sometimes annoying practice of saying jk/j/k multiple times in a row. It is thus an example of epiphora, for you lin..

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1. a fight or battle either between a gang or two individuals.... 1/ did u see the allmighty scraplast nite at the disco 2/ there was s..

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