Beer Bruises

What is Beer Bruises?

Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.

Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.

Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?

Poobarb

1. Poo on the end of a barb wire stick. To 'poobarb' someone you put said stick into an oraphis of the human variety. The human ..

Unitit

1. a terrible situation in which a shirt or bra causes the entire breast area to become one large breasty mass, with no clear cut defintion..

Octy

1. One-eyed bitch who has that one eye focussed on sex by any means. Her hair depicts an innocent young virgin, with flowing lox, while be..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Beer Bruises Edit Meaning