Beer Bruises

What is Beer Bruises?

Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.

Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.

Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?

Hara

1. The hebrew meaning for the english word Shit efnet ze hara server ve arutz #isra3l od yoter hara! 2. The maltese word for shit. Also ..

Ergotism

1. Leg cramps, usually brought on by ingestion of alkaloids derived from or related the ergot fungus (which primarily feeds on rye). Such a..

Hosso

1. v. an interpretive dance perfected by the dutch. Involves shaking of the hips and a waving motion with either hand. n. intercourse; lex..

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