Beer Bruises

What is Beer Bruises?

Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.

Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.

Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?

Yessim

1. A comical or cute way of saying yes. Sometimes meaning more along the lines of, "yes, please", or "hell yea!" Girl:..

Idiot Fuck

1. Fucking idiot, retard, moron..

Queerotic

1. of, relating to, or looking as if it were to belong in queer or gay erotica. Faggon's trousers seem quite queerotic today. 1. of..

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