Beer Bruises

What is Beer Bruises?

Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.

Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.

Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?

Vagina Case

1. Meant to be a derrogitory word. However, it is often only used by losers and those who use it are often bagged for several months to co..

Qwertyed

1. To be smacked with a keyboard, qwerty being the first 6 letters on the first line of letters on the keyboard. Thats it, you're goi..

Zevil

1. enjoys taking it in the butt, yet still whines about taking it in the butt. joey; didnt steve beg for you to put it in his butt? vinne..

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