Beer Bruises

What is Beer Bruises?

Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.

Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.

Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?

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