Beer Bruises

What is Beer Bruises?

Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.

Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.

Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?

Zaeyde

1. Woman that can be identified by her smexy legs, hawtbody, and tendancy to randomly inflict large amounts of pain upon unsuspecting men. ..

Cholley

1. The cellulite between one's legs. Excuse me, miss? Would u like to give me a cholley job? See Drewski..

Hots

1. To have feelings for another. She's got the hots for me! See Rick 2. intense sexual desire John had the hots for Stacey, the l..

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