Beer Bruises

What is Beer Bruises?

Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.

Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.

Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?

Effable

1. same intent as affable, but with fucking involved Daniel: I'm going to stop by Don's office to see if his assistant is around..

Pittsburgh Plunge

1. The act of taking a shit and piss on your partner's chest and then sliding through it and splashing it on their face like the Pitts..

2sg

1. The worlds greatest urban site. "Let's go on 2sgforum..

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