Beer Bruises

What is Beer Bruises?

Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.

Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.

Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?

Flickin

1. used by black people to describe the shiny ness of there rims, chrome man those rims be flicken See pat 2. sharp as a fuckin auto to..

Tigershark

1. A penis that is not symmetrical. One side of the head extends much longer than the other. George W. Bush has a wicked tigershark...

V C R

1. Visual Cocaine Residue!!! Hey man, you have some V C R around your nose!!! See cocaine, gram, rail, eight ball, ounce..

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