Beer Bruises

What is Beer Bruises?

Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.

Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.

Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?

Double C

1. the one and only coca cola yo bitcccch.. bust me a can of double c.. plzzzz he he See coke, cola, lemonade, fanta..

Augustina

1. Cliche girl tattoos on the hip You have such a augustina tattoo See judd, tattoos, trees, stars, butterflies..

I Cunt Hear You

1. Verb. Stick your limp dick in your special lady friends ear, with your left hand cover her other ear. Commence blasting so that your bal..

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