Beer Bruises

What is Beer Bruises?

Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.

Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.

Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?

You Daddy

1. 1.the boss; 2.a person who uses this thinks he is superior to another "I'm you daddy!"..

Quabble

1. Disorderly fighting An unceremonious and disorganized struggle The quabble in the market continued till the cops arrived See scuffle,..

Tic-tac-ho

1. The art of sneaking at least 10 or more Tic Tac's in a girl's asshole while doing her from behind. (Tic-Tac flavors may vary) ..

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