Beer Bruises

What is Beer Bruises?

Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.

Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.

Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?

Missiles

1. Really huge breasts.... See ass..

Tertusha

1. The name of a girl. Its a girl!!! "I'll name her Tertusha" See girl, her, she, tertusha, name..

Displamatic

1. A person who has crossed or offended you, who thinks they are smart and has no clue what displamatic means. idiot Oh my gosh, Samantha...

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