Beer Bruises

What is Beer Bruises?

Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.

Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.

Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?

W00tah

1. an exclamatory word simalar to "hurray." Also the most kick-ass web-site in the history. I just got laid, w00tah! See kyle..

Cinderella Belly

1. A man that has a large belly, but after midnight it all turns into dick. John has a large belly, but lucky for Deb it's a Cinderel..

W99t

1. The facetious version of "w00t", which has been combined with "rolling one's eyes" (99) . "Yippee. Hoo-r..

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