Beer Bruises

What is Beer Bruises?

Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.

Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.

Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?

Elephant Brain

1. Grabbing the base of your nut sac with one hand and squeezing to trap the blood in your scrotum. This produces a nice purplish red hue ..

Bati_boy

1. One of the originals. Bati_boy spake in such a highly advanced language I was confused and defeated at nvn and left in a pile of gore. ..

>-.->~

1. It is everyone's favourite Nintendo mascot (>'_')>, Kirby, smoking. Broken Hope: (>-.-)>~ Don Bakura: SMOKI..

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