Beer Bruises

What is Beer Bruises?

Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.

Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.

Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?

Pmart

1. A man who has an unnatural affection for feet. "That dirty pmart asked me if I was wearing flip-flops again, what a pervert!"..

Zyxes

1. Sexy to the thirtieth power. Etymology: sexy backwards with a z in it. Dude, I saw Melissa the other day. She was lookin pretty freak..

Orrophis

1. a persons booty; commonly referred to in combination with seagulls All you saw was an ALKESELTZER fly from his orrophis at about 100mph..

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