Beer Bruises

What is Beer Bruises?

Mystery bruises caused by a night out with the beer monster, which you have NO MEMORY AT ALL of obtaining.

Particularly impressive when found on the face, possibly from calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone.

Ouch, what the hell was I doing last night!? And where am I? And why is there diced carrot in my hair!?

Zuccinnis

1. to go "secretly" smoke pot with friends. Lets go pick some zuccinnis! See zuccinnis, pot, smoke, weed, marijuana..

Symon

1. to always turn things into an innuendo to make a statement sexual or disturbing 'wow he really symoned that up...' See symo..

Kwayme

1. 1. n. kim mathers + wayne stokes = kwayme 2. n. the chemical goo resulting from kwayme 3. n. kim mathers oh my god kwayme(3) just gav..

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