What is Beer Can Blanket?
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When a person wakes up covered in beer cans creating a beer can blanket.
Pbluescript jolted awake as the afternoon sun hit his face. A loud crash hurled him out of bed as his makeshift beer can blanket crashed to his soiled bedroom floor.
Soiled.
Like his heart.
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