What is Beer Ears?
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A condition in which the afflicted is so drunk that he/she finds members of the opposite sex to be interesting and capable conversationalists, only to discover later, when sober, that they cannot stand listening to said person speak.
Dude, I called that blonde chick from the party last weekend, she was so annoying, i must have been wearing beer ears.
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Future arrangements that are made while high on cocaine. Those that are on cocaine think it sounds like just the best idea in the world..