What is Beer Emergency?
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n. (bEER uh-mEr-jen-Cy) nicknamed emergency for the sole purpose of stealing your friends away from home to drink an 18-pack (or any large amount of beer) in thiry minutes. Then following this you return back to your previous activity.
"Yo bro we have a beer emergency and we need you immediately."
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2.
The condition in which no more beer is present for consumption.
Dude, we've got a fucking beer emergency, go collect some money from people. We need to go on a
beer run immediately.
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