What is Beer Festival?
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1. A festival where the promoted theme (eg. a popular brand of beer, folk singing, medieval banquet, striptease, Octoberfest) is blatantly ignored, and large quantities of beer is drunk. And people roll about rat arsed, pissed as a newt, lit up like a christmas tree, and display a range of loud and disorderly behaviour.
I went to the (insert your favourite beer) Beer Fastival and had a great time!
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Punching oneself in the stomach in a crude and ineffective attempt to stave off hunger.
Ah man, I can't be fucked going to the kit..
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1. Eating something that tastes really good.
2. Having a really good time
1. Dude, I wanna get some oranges and activate my beak.
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