Beer Flu

What is Beer Flu?


1.

Can occur on a Sunday evening bust most often Monday through Thursday. Caused by the excess consumption of alcholic beverages the previous evening, resulting in a craptastic hangover the following morning, most certainly resulting in a "sick" call into the office.

Dude, what happened to you yesterday, I didn't see you in the office, are you OK?

I got so shitfacedthe other night that I had to call in sick this morning on account of the Beer Flu.

See beer, party, sick, work, ill, drunk, hangover, liquor

2.

When you wake up the next morning after a heavy night of drinking, unable to go to work you phone and call in “sick”

John phoned in sick today, but I recon he has a case of beer flue.

See beer, flue, phone, call, work


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