Beer Goggles Bitch

What is Beer Goggles Bitch?


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--LET'S FUCK AGAIN!

A "beer goggles bitch" is an ugly woman you pick up at the bar at 2:30 AM when you are totally plastered. When you wake up, you can't believe what your eyes are showing you that you dragged home!

See a, aa, aaa, h, hh, hhh, !, !!, !!!


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