What is Beer Googles?
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A condition that exists, while in a drunken state, where a member of the opposite sex appears much more attractive than when sober.
"Dude, I woke up this morning, rolled over, and nearly screamed. I must have had some serious beer goggles last night."
2.
Looking for internet porn on Google, whilst pissed.
Me: I got the beer googles last night whilst my bird was asleep in bed.
friend: You knocked one out whilst she was asleep? fuck!
Me: yeah, but I tried to get it over so quick my nob was chafed red raw, I won't be able to have sex for a couple days either.
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Random Words:
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When you get fingered up the bum when you need a poo, the resulting poo ends up on the fingerers finger.
Zooey; Don't finger me up..
1.
When an asian girl gives you a blowjob after a massage.
Dude, that maseuse Ling Ming'D me after my massage
See head, happy endin..
