Beer Googles

What is Beer Googles?

1.

A condition that exists, while in a drunken state, where a member of the opposite sex appears much more attractive than when sober.

"Dude, I woke up this morning, rolled over, and nearly screamed. I must have had some serious beer goggles last night."

2.

Looking for internet porn on Google, whilst pissed.

Me: I got the beer googles last night whilst my bird was asleep in bed.

friend: You knocked one out whilst she was asleep? fuck!

Me: yeah, but I tried to get it over so quick my nob was chafed red raw, I won't be able to have sex for a couple days either.

See i, made, this, up, coz, it, is

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