What is Beer Googles?
1.
A condition that exists, while in a drunken state, where a member of the opposite sex appears much more attractive than when sober.
"Dude, I woke up this morning, rolled over, and nearly screamed. I must have had some serious beer goggles last night."
2.
Looking for internet porn on Google, whilst pissed.
Me: I got the beer googles last night whilst my bird was asleep in bed.
friend: You knocked one out whilst she was asleep? fuck!
Me: yeah, but I tried to get it over so quick my nob was chafed red raw, I won't be able to have sex for a couple days either.
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A burning, painful sensation of the asshole brought on from taking a shit, having eaten really spicy food the night before.
Man, I just..
