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Jacking off. Chocking the chicken. spanking the monkey. pumping your pud. Chaseing the weasel. beating your meat.
Last night I woke up ..
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your sippin on your buddys booze cause your shit broke and he issues a line either imaginary or clearly shown on the bottle to how much ..
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The word cried from the rooftops when something you did about 3 years ago that nobody actually gave a damn about is unearthed by some mo..