Beer Mathematics

What is Beer Mathematics?

Used to define a person's inability to count (particularly beers) when intoxicated.

Guy 1: How many beers have I got?

Guy 2: You've got 2. You drunk 2

Guy 1: But I had 4

Guy 2: I know. you drank 2, and you've got 2 left

Guy 1: So there's 2 empty ones left, and 2 unempty ones?

Guy 2: What the hell is unempty?

Guy 3: XD I fucking love beer mathematics

See alcohol, beer, stupid, idiots, booze

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