Beer Mathematics

What is Beer Mathematics?

Used to define a person's inability to count (particularly beers) when intoxicated.

Guy 1: How many beers have I got?

Guy 2: You've got 2. You drunk 2

Guy 1: But I had 4

Guy 2: I know. you drank 2, and you've got 2 left

Guy 1: So there's 2 empty ones left, and 2 unempty ones?

Guy 2: What the hell is unempty?

Guy 3: XD I fucking love beer mathematics

See alcohol, beer, stupid, idiots, booze

Quind

1. 1.adj. The consistency of improperly cooked banana bread 2. adj. Alternately anything half-way between a solid and a liquid. 1. Due to..

Maddoff Scale

1. A measure for ranking how badass a Ponzi scheme is when uncovered based on its size and duration relative to the Bernard Maddoff Ponzi S..

Gigide

1. A word used by Glen Quagmire from the cartoon Family Guy. He says it when he`s horny. (Quagmire opens bathroom door to find hot cheerle..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Beer Mathematics Edit Meaning