Beer Mirror

What is Beer Mirror?


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The exact opposite of beer goggles, when you drink too much you start to think that you look good and your taste in the opposite sex becomes restricted to better looking people, this will usually cause you to go home alone.

"I'm lookin so good in the beer mirror, I dunno if Tyra Banks would be worthy of this"

See beer goggles, drunk, stupid, ho


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