What is Beer Muffs?
1.
See also "beer goggles". A certain level of alcohol intoxication renders otherwise attractive people who are annoyingly talkative, less annoying. An ugly annoying person would require both beer goggles and beer muffs. AKA "beer plugs".
She was really annoying, but once I put on my beer muffs, I didn't mind so much.
2.
when you think you heard something spectacular only to find out the next day that it wasnt nearly as good as you thought
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last night i downloaded the best song when i got home from the club. but i must have had my beer muffs on cause today when i listened to it, i wanted to light my ears on fire and proceed to chip away the charred remains
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When you have so much beer that you don't mind the muff (i.e. a little seasoning goes a long way!)
Dude, did you see that guy who drank the whole kegger, he'll have beer muffs later on tonight!
Enough beer and you'll be diving like Jacques Cousteau!
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4.
n. Mystical auratory additions which remove the necessity for sensiant conversation, and replace any understanding of people speaking to you with a garble mess, to which a derogatory response is necessitated by being stunningly pissed.
"Now, Frank, the oven's on and I'm off out with the girls; remember to feed the baby, check on the dinner and pay the car tax. Okay?"
"I FECKIN' LARVE YOOO, YOOO FACKIN' SEXY MINX"
