Beer Nuts

What is Beer Nuts?


1.

Small bowl full of peanuts available at most fine bars, which have been contaminated thouroughly by urine, feces and snot due to lack of handwashing and bowl rotation.

I reached into the bowl of beernuts and found a nice, moist peanut.

2.

Beer getting spilled in your crotch area and it looks like you have pissed your pants.

"I'd go talk to her but john spilled his beer on me and gave me beer nuts."

See beer, nuts, piss, balls

3.

What happens to a man when he spills a beer on his crotch.

Bob got a severe case of the beer nuts leaving the party with a roadie when he saw the red and blue lights behind him.

See beer, nuts, crotch, wet spot, busted, thunderhead

4.

Name commonly given by drunk sushi chefs to salted soy beans provided as an appetizer at a sushi bars.

"Hey Yoshi, can I have some beer nuts?"


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