What is Beer Patch?
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peeling the sticker off of a bud light beer bottle and putting the sticker on your forehead.
A cop pulls you over. He asks "Have you been drinking tonight?" With sticker on forehead you say "Nope, I'm on the patch!" That is being on the beer patch.
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