What is Beer Patch?
1.
peeling the sticker off of a bud light beer bottle and putting the sticker on your forehead.
A cop pulls you over. He asks "Have you been drinking tonight?" With sticker on forehead you say "Nope, I'm on the patch!" That is being on the beer patch.
See
Random Words:
1.
Slang for beating off in a dirty or generally disgusting bathroom stall.
Don't ever be detouring yourself in the mushroom truck wh..