What is Beer Shits?
1.
When you seriously need to take a dump the day after you drink a shit ton of beer.
You: Man I have MAD BEER SHITS...I need to find a crapper RIGHT NOW!
Oh fuck there it goes!
Girls: Ewww that's the grodiest thing I've ever seen! You're not tapping this ass tonight!
You: Fuck.
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2.
When you can shit through a tennis racket and not hit the strings.
Don't go in the bathroom, I just let down some serious beer shits.
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3.
black, tar-like substance with a tapioca-like texture that sometimes squirts out the anus when u think a fart is coming. normally follows the day after drinking alcohol.
"man, i shouldnt have drank so much last night... i keep going to the bathroom because i've got the beer shits. i hope i dont have an accident in my pants."
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4.
noun; including but not limited to the diarrhea-esque, liquid squirt of fecal matter out of oneself after a night of too many beers.
Bro: Dude, how was last night, man?!
Bra: Never mind last night bro, I had the worst beer shits this morning!
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5.
noun; including but not limited to the diarrhea-esque, liquid squirt of fecal matter out of oneself after a night of too many beers.
-"Dude, how was last night, man?!"
-"Never mind last night bro, I had the worst beer shits this morning!"
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6.
when yur fucking a girl in the ass so hard that she shits herself when shes all waaaasted
"what's up you little filthy whore?... wanna get fucked in the butt?"
"yeahhh gimme doze beer shits der pal"
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7.
what one gets from drinking (1) lonestar beer.
damn i got lonestar syndrome! (beershits)
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