Beer Tampons

What is Beer Tampons?

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

Earsdropping

1. Listening to the music playing through somebody's earbuds. I was earsdropping on that new babe at the gym. She had some strange t..

Trick Pony

1. n. An entity's greatest asset and last resort for eliminating competition of a threatening nature. Jeff: "I hear that the del..

Last

1. anything behind first place. if you ain't first, you're last! See talladega, nights, loser, winner, first 2. (adj) represe..

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