Beer Tampons

What is Beer Tampons?

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

Bucknap

1. -noun An extremely difficult to comb hair tangle that possesses the strength to warp, damage and or break comb teeth. Tight coils usual..

Big Baby

1. A fat girl. There was an entire crew of big babies at the club...

Mad Pooper

1. Someone who poops in anothers restroom and doesn't flush, or claim it. Jarrod shat in the boat's crapper and left it to marin..

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