Beer Tampons

What is Beer Tampons?

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

No-nuts

1. Letterally, a male with no testicles; metaphorically, a chicken-shit little motherfucker That little no-nuts was one of the ten dwarves..

Clobberbonker

1. A shovel used for spell casting in the world of Harry Pooter in place of wands Don't make me use my clobberbonker on you! See Har..

Tazmanian Twiddler

1. when a man makes love to a woman while spinning in circles, slobbering all over himself and twiddling his dude i gave my friend the..

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