Beer Tampons

What is Beer Tampons?

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

Shankavitch

1. Origin: Shanking a bitch which you do when she has gotten overly emotional, socially awkward and sketchy on account of overanalyzing a s..

Martinize

1. What happens when a big, hairy man beats the shit out of you until it hurts so bad you kill yourself. Andy: Dude, when I was playing fo..

French Kissing The Turtle

1. When you give a rim job to someone who has to take a dump, and there is a turtle head ( end of the turd ) protruding out the sphincter. ..

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