Beer Tampons

What is Beer Tampons?

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

Umbrella Gravy

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Skankosauras Rex

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Garbanzogasm

1. A festival of chickpeas. The garbanzogasm tonight will definitly cause a few rachel and sam orgasms. I'll bring the hummus! See c..

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