Beer Tampons

What is Beer Tampons?

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

Dicnic

1. A picnic oriented date in which the male packs expensive and/or extravagant foods as an ellaborate scheme in hopes of having sexual enco..

Spanctuary

1. n. spangk-choo-er-ee 1. Safe location for undetected masturbation. 2. Hidden location for masturbation materials (i.e. dildos, vibrati..

Bitch Bat

1. A. A Penis. B. A weapon used to either defend ones self from or to inflict harm to a female. C. A female bat (flying mammal). A. ..

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