Beer Tampons

What is Beer Tampons?

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

Sausage Torpedo

1. English slang for penis. Also known as Bacon torpedo, meat wand, Flesh staff etc. Hey baby, why dont you and I lounge around and play w..

Slick Bisquit

1. A shave pubic area of a woman. I.E. a bald beaver. My friend Mandy has a Slick Bisquit. See beaver..

Keegster

1. a bible thumbing person laking in any real knowledge keegster smells See unknown..

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