Beer Tampons

What is Beer Tampons?

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

Meaty

1. A chick that is not fat but meaty. Something you can grab. Chick wearing tight jeans and has a little bit of fat poking from both sides..

Breakfast Swamp

1. The soggy state a female finds herself in at breakfast if she hasn't washed since sex the night before. This state continues indef..

Vice City, California

1. Slang name for Venice Beach and the boardwalk area in Los Angeles. Originates from the popular ps2 game set in a fictional rendition of ..

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