Beer Tampons

What is Beer Tampons?

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

Piddledick

1. A person who messes with all your stuff and doesn't stop or settle down. Quit messing with my things and settle down, piddledick! ..

Swampazz

1. Having or possesion of a sweaty ass/crack. From walking, running, and just sweating your ass off. Matt, Rob, and Mussy were at the beac..

Rumpwrestler

1. Rumpwrestling is the Art of pinning another male down in a wrestling bout and sodomizing him relentlessly. The Art of wrestling the mal..

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