Beer Tampons

What is Beer Tampons?

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

Tappahannock Tea Party

1. An extremely complicated and thorough procedure which is generally used for entertainment purposes in Virginia. First, one (male) shaves..

Cataract

1. A cataract can be caused from trauma, or more commonly, old age. A cataract is what occurs when your optical lens in your eye becomes so..

Velcro Bush

1. Pubic hair (of a girl) that is so long and curly that it catches your hand in it like Velcro. Christy: Why won't you move your han..

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