Beer Tampons

What is Beer Tampons?

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

Giving Birth To Pazuzu

1. Death or a close brush thereof. To die. Oh shit! I was running away from Santa the other night and I tripped over a cat. Man, i almo..

Conchristadores

1. (n.) abbr. Conservative Christian Conquerors. A play on the historical term "conquistadores" referring to Spanish conqueror..

Unmissable

1. unable to be missed. Her bright orange hair was unmissable in a crowd. See obvious, apparent..

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