Beer Tampons

What is Beer Tampons?

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

Kermiting The Frog

1. A ritual as old as the male gender, the masturbator squats low to the ground and spreads his knees like a frog, and jerks aggressively. ..

Bitch Brew

1. Flavored beer, e.g. Bacardi Silver Watermelon, Bacardi Silver Mojito, Mike's Hard Lemonade, etc. Usually used as a disparaging term..

Heimannator

1. A person who yells "Ill be back" after taking a girls virginity, But doesn't return. Steve totally accomplished the heim..

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