Beer Tampons

What is Beer Tampons?

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

Jessie Ventura

1. Mispelling of Jesse Ventura. "Hey, you spelled Jesse Ventura wrong!" "Damnit!"..

Kitty Got A Nosebleed

1. A great euphemism for "I got my period." No sex for me, kitty got a nosebleed. See period, on the rag, pms, vagina, pussy, c..

Zappra

1. used to define a high state of drunkeness or a constant state of being zoned out.also can be used as a greeting between long time drinki..

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