Beer Travelator

What is Beer Travelator?

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The mysterious device used to transport very drunk people home after a heavy night. When you wake up in the morning, your memory of getting home has been completely erased.

Dave: Morning Dave, how'd you get home last night? You could barely stand up.

Dave: Christ knows, must have been the beer travelator I guess!
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