Beer Vagina

What is Beer Vagina?


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The exponential swelling of the vaginal area or "goonyah", often closely associated with excessive beer intake. Signs and symptoms may include, but are not limited to:

The appearance of two flank steaks rubbing together.

An unusually large slug trail when walking naked.

May be mistaken for huge testicals when jeans are worn.

Hey Kristin, since when did you get balls...oh wait...its your HUGE Beer Vagina!

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