Beercula

What is Beercula?


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Beercula (pronounced bir-kool-ah) is a personification of the fictitious blood sucking vampire but, with a sort of birth defect. Instead of being damned (counter of baptism) with blood, it so happened that the Beercula fell into a cauldron of beer - which was being brewed to lure his first prey. Hence the Beercula now sinks his fangs into kegs or kenny rogers instead of voluptuous virgins' jugulars.

The Beercula is having his mid-afternoon froth-i-cure.

See beer, dracula, keg, fang, ale


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