Beergoggles

What is Beergoggles?


1.

Metaforical goggles, believed to be "worn" due to imbibing to much alcohol. Specifically, the enhanced visual appeal of women who would be considered fugly when sober.

"Sure I can see she's a double bagger now, but I had them beergoggles on last night."

See moof

2.

what you are wearing when you sleep with mrs simpson

i nailed mrs simpson but, i was wearing my beer goggles (a 12-pack worth).


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