What is Beer>religion?
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The fact that
1. No one will kill you for not drinking
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4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second
5. You can prove you have a
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8. You can have several different
9 You will not be killed or tortured over what brand of
10. If your life is devoted to
Religion sucks. Beer rules.
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The piece of plastic that holds all your music, that you plug headphones into to enjoy.
Could you please hand me my podular device
See..
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Lover Of Sheep
Puker Of Couches
Wiganese Muppet Of Earth
Q: Where's Rocket Ronny?
A: Did you check to see if he was passed out ..