Beer>religion

What is Beer>religion?


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The fact that Beer is better than religionfor the following 10 reasons.

1. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer

2. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex

3. Beer has never caused any major wars

4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer

5. You can prove you have a Beer

6. Beer cant lie to you

7. Beer helps you enjoy life, religionreminds you how shit people are

8. You can have several different beers at once.

9 You will not be killed or tortured over what brand of beer you drink.

10. If your life is devoted to beer, thier are groups to help you stop.

Religion sucks. Beer rules.


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