What is Bees?
1.
Something you yell in two situations:
A) When you are getting chased by a swarm of bees. Pretty self explanatory. Flailing your arms as you do so makes the gesture even better.
B) When something happens that is completely random to the point where your brain nearly explodes, usually attached to an inside joke. The event is so ludicrous that you can't say anything but "bees".
Example A)
**Hits beehive with stick, induces swarm of bees**
Guy 1: "BEES!!!!!!!! FUCKING BEES!!!!!"
** Runs away with arms flailing**
Example B)
Guy 1: "Dude, I got a velvet tracksuit for Christmas."
Group Of Guys: "BEES!!"
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2.
A Catherane-Renae original. A word to describe the sharp feelings you get when you're hurt or anything close to that. Opposite of butterflies.
Person 1: I love Jose, so much. Forever baby (:
Person 2: BEES!
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3.
Plural of 'bee'. An insect that collects pollen from flowers, makes hives and is well-known for having a 'stinger' that injects an assailant with venom. If you remain calm and stay out of their way they won't be likely to hurt you. However if you attract their attention run like a bat out of hell and jump in some water.
Johnny: Hey craig, you goin to the store today because I need a ride.
Craig: Nah.. I thought I'd just do my homework today.
(Linda enters)
Linda: Hey you two, I'm kinda hot, wanna bump uglies?
Johnny: Not now Linda, I JUST PISSED OFF SOME BEES!
Craig: RUN LIKE HELL!
Linda: THEY HAVE ME, SAVE YOURSELVES!
Craig: NOOOOOooooo I'll SAVE YOU!
Johnny: Don't! NOO! CRAIG! LINDA!
(Craig and Linda are torn apart by the bees!)
Johnny: WHYYYYY!????
(Johnny pulls out a grenade from nowhere.)
Johnny: I'm commin back for ya guys!
>>> EXPOLOSION! <<<
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4.
Slang term used for the drug 2c-b.
4-Bromo-2,5-dimethoxyphenethylamine (2C-B) is a synthetic chemical in the phenethylamine class. It is related structurally to mescaline, DOB, and distantly to MDMA.
I wanted some bees so bad last nite i could see them.
Saw a dude in the club last nite trippin bee's
5.
Displeasing, unfair or undesirable.
"This party is bees."
"That early shift is bees, yo."
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6.
1. The plural term used to define fuzzy yellow and black striped bugs that fly around eating out flowers and stinging things. The bi-product is good though....mmmnhmm....honey...
more importantly: 2. Drugs...mmmnhmm...drugs...
1. There are many different species of bees; bumble, wasp, hornet, etc.
2. mmmnhmm...drugs......
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7.
A joint (or
Chris has bees, and bees make you buzz. He's down at the quarry doing bees.
