Beestool

What is Beestool?


1.

The answer one gives when faced with a bad joke he or she cannot think of an answer to.

Derived from this happening: "What does a bee sit on?" The correct answer was, of course, "Its beehind," while the answer promptly given at the time was, "Beestool!"

Q: "What do you get when you deep-fry Santa Clause?"

The "Correct" Answer: "A Crisp Cringle!"

The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."

or,

Q: "Why does Santa Clause need three gardens?"

The "Correct" Answer: "So he can Ho, Ho, Ho!"

The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."

and,

Q: "What do Elves learn in school?"

The "Correct" Answer: "The Elf-Abet!"

The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."

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2.

The answer one gives when faced with a bad joke he or she cannot think of an answer to.

Derived from this happening: "What does a bee sit on?" The correct answer was, of course, "Its beehind," while the answer promptly given at the time was, "Beestool!"

Q: "What do you get when you deep-fry Santa Clause?"

The "Correct" Answer: "A Crisp Cringle!"

The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."

or,

Q: "Why does Santa Clause need three gardens?"

The "Correct" Answer: "So he can Ho, Ho, Ho!"

The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."

and,

Q: "What do Elves learn in school?"

The "Correct" Answer: "The Elf-Abet!"

The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."

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