What is Beethoven Masturbation?
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The act of
Ground Toucher 1: Man I wish I could get with one of the elites. They're delicious...
Ground Toucher 2: Hah! Good luck, you'll never get one.
Ground Toucher 1: Well, there's always Beethoven Masturbation, right?
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a woman who works in an office and whose sole goal is to halt your production and occupy your time with meaningless administrative garba..