What is Beethoven Masturbation?


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The act of Masturbationcommitted by any one person whom has not experienced sexual acts first hand, and thus must imagine the pleasure they would receive. Also referred to as a Beethoven Fap, Ludwig Fap, Ludwig Van Fap, etc.

Ground Toucher 1: Man I wish I could get with one of the elites. They're delicious...

Ground Toucher 2: Hah! Good luck, you'll never get one.

Ground Toucher 1: Well, there's always Beethoven Masturbation, right?

See ludwig, van, beethoven, masturbate, fap, ejaculation, imagination


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