What is Beethoven Masturbation?

1.

The act of Masturbationcommitted by any one person whom has not experienced sexual acts first hand, and thus must imagine the pleasure they would receive. Also referred to as a Beethoven Fap, Ludwig Fap, Ludwig Van Fap, etc.

Ground Toucher 1: Man I wish I could get with one of the elites. They're delicious...

Ground Toucher 2: Hah! Good luck, you'll never get one.

Ground Toucher 1: Well, there's always Beethoven Masturbation, right?

See ludwig, van, beethoven, masturbate, fap, ejaculation, imagination
66

Random Words:

Knit A Brown Scarf
1. To make #2. To take a shit. To make doody. To take a dump. Can be used interchangeably with take a Shatner. "oh girrl! Hold my pla..
Read more
Holga
1. Noun: A specific brand/type of Chinese-made toy-camera often used by lomographers. Made of black plastic, often with a plastic lens thi..
Read more
Limbeck
1. an awesome alt-country band from orange county. Person 1: have you ever listened to Limbeck? Person 2: Pshhhh yeah! Limbeck is RAD!!!..
Read more