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When your dick is so long you need to use a condom for protection. Not from STD's but from carpet burns and other sharp objects tha..
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When a Giraffe defecates while being watched in a zoo to create further drama
"mommy...wht is that giraffe doing"
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A drink made by mixing boiled custard and orange juice.
Hey, this orange pekoe is the shit...