What is Beetleweed?
1.
n. The hair that grows no farther than two inches from the anus and surrounds the butthole.
"Hey bro, did you see that chick that just walked by? Her beetleweed was pokin out the bottom of her booty shorts!"
"My Grandma is knitting me a beetleweed scarf this winter."
"I need to shave my butt. I tried poopin today, but alot of it just got hung up in my beetleweed."
"Dude, didn't the ancient Chinese perform torture by plucking dissenters' beetleweed, one hair at a time?"
"Ohhh no. You hear that? My beetleweed is so long, it makes a swooshing noise when I walk."
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2.
n. The hair that grows no farther than two inches from the
"Hey bro, did you see that chick that just walked by? Her beetleweed was pokin out the bottom of her booty shorts!"
"My Grandma is knitting me a beetleweed scarf this winter."
"I need to shave my butt. I tried poopin today, but alot of it just got hung up in my beetleweed."
"Dude, didn't the ancient Chinese perform torture by plucking dissenters' beetleweed, one hair at a time?"
"Ohhh no. You hear that? My beetleweed is so long, it makes a swooshing noise when I walk."
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