What is Beetroot?
1.
A large swollen and quite possibly infected testicle which appears purpley/red in nature. Perhaps caused by the Mrs finding out about "the affair" or due to obscure sexual positions in which the safety of the testicular area may become impaired.
Fuck me, check out the Beetroots on that poor bastard!
2.
The root of a beet.
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3.
Main character in the novel "A coders hell" by Jack L. Edington where the programmers must fight a new virus called "the dark sin". The story is a very exciting one and in the end the virus is partialy eliminated but with severe consequences to the humanity.
Beetroot was struck down by the fury of the "dark sin".
4.
the idea of making something worse, but in a jestfull way. usefull for diffusing tense situations. etiology is from a washing powder advert in which a women makes the stain worse by adding beetroot
mitch -"oh shit, we are out of petrol, have no where to camp and matt is ill"
will - "well, i'm gonna make this worse, with beetroot!"