What is Beeyard?
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n. (facial furniture)
An interpretation of a beard. Grown by those who don't have sufficient coverage to actually constitute an actual beard. They often have trouble growing the typical 'evil twin' goatee (as displayed by Hasselhoff in Knight Rider for a few episodes) so they just go for the hairy sideburns and neck look. Pitiful.
Thank fuck Rabs shaved his beeyard off, he looked like a proper tramp. His beeyard scared freshers off cos they thought he was gonna ask them for spare change.
