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When diarrhea is violent, it's explosive; An Asspocalypse occurs when Satan himself comes up from the depths of hell, through your ..
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someone who warms up two halves of a grapefruit (in a microwave and then
proceeds to jerk off using the grapefruit
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A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.
My BAC was higher than .08 because I h..