Befestulate Edit Meaning

1. Inability to read due to excessive alcohol consumption. Obliteracy can cause serious problems with mobile phones. See pisslexia, oblit..

1. (n.) The penis, particularly in the context of particularly crass joke pornography. "Batman stroked his man-jerky." See man-..

1. When you hate yourself for cutting yourself. Also refers to attempted suicide (failed) by slashing of the wrists. "I lay dying and..