Begets Edit Meaning

1. when someone uses queefs on their bagel instead of cream cheese or jam. I had a delicious queef bagel this morning. See queef, farts, ..

1. Mundane details about one's day that are posted to a social networking site in the hopes that one of your friends with an equally m..

1. a fart that smells like moldy fried eggs I was in the sauna with my girlfriend when I learned quite unexpectedy, that she had a case of..