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Spermatozoa that has dried on a fabric or carpet or anything else.
"Damn when my wife sees all the protein stains on our new bed s..
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Slang for someone who has been eaten by another person.
airsoft guy: Dude, did you hear that Phil was killed the other day?
Tristan: N..
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A parcel of the arse variety, ie: a big steaming bog log!
'oy arse parcel! make me a brew you fuck!'
See arse, parcel, shit,..