What is Behead The Brown Tortoise?

1.

Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.

"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."

See shit, drop a deuce, poop, defecate
6

Random Words:

Jousey
1. A northern English expression for person/persons who are undeservedly lucky You jousey bastards - when taking about Manchester United w..
Read more
Open Asshole
1. The worst of the worst; the very bottom of the barrel. "AOL is the big, stinky open asshole of the ISP world."..
Read more
Jennings
1. v. The act of nutting in a bitch's mouth or face, then making her sleep on the floor at your feet like a dog, while robbing her. Y..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free