What is Behead The Brown Tortoise?

1.

Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.

"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."

See shit, drop a deuce, poop, defecate
6

Random Words:

Quiming
1. is in much the same league as felching although quiming refers to a lady after i had ejaculated i gave her a good quiming See john 1...
Read more
Yattys
1. a yatty is a girl or women got one of those buff yattys with me blud See yatty, galdem, girl, women..
Read more
Prick For Life
1. Someone who is and always will be a prick. Also can be used as PFL, an abbreviated term. See prick for further clarification. Guy 1..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free