What is Behead The Brown Tortoise?
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Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.
"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."
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noun; a derogatory term for the vaginal regions of Countdown's hostess, Carol Vorderman.
Dude, she's gotta have a vorderfadge..
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Similar in use to the Cosby kids. Euphemism for shit.
See grasshoppers..
