What is Behead The Brown Tortoise?
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Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.
"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."
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Numerous pimples on a persons face.
God! Did you see the goard garden on that kid's face?
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Verb. To call someone's cell phone during their graduation commencement ceremony.
She's trying to graduphonicate me right now..
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women with a very deep vangina got it threw havein sex alot or threw giving birth
i shaged her so many times shes got chuff like a wiza..
