What is Behead The Brown Tortoise?
1.
Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.
"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."
See
Random Words:
1.
When you're having sex with someone doggy style and a man comes behind you and tickles your balls.
When I was in England, I planne..
1.
Fisting oneself in the anus, thus making it look like you have no hand.
I thought that chick had no hand, but realized she was just giv..
1.
A USB thumb drive typically worn around the neck or kept on a key chain.
Your nerd whistle is blocking my cupholder.
or
You left y..
