What is Behead The Brown Tortoise?
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Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.
"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."
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Used in The Demented Cartoon movie, created by Brian Kendall.
If you say it's name, it'll cause the world to blow up.
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Getting one's Pretty huge Dick worked on by a female.
Man, your sister exercised my Ph.D. last night...
