What is Behead The Brown Tortoise?
1.
Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.
"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."
See
Random Words:
1.
A form of platonic "wife swapping" in which married or partnered individuals go on intimate dates with other similarly committ..
1.
A situation where an individual moves in with a new spouse where there is a child from a previous relationship. In most cases this is pa..
