What is Behead The Brown Tortoise?
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Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.
"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."
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to break up with a girl
Albie: Are you gonna go to the carshow?
Andy: Yeah I'm dumping Lyn tomorrow.
Albie: Iight, coo.
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When a person takes a road trip by themselves to figure out life and sleep with as many people as possible.
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