What is Behead The Brown Tortoise?

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Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.

"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."

See shit, drop a deuce, poop, defecate
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