What is Behead The Brown Tortoise?
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Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.
"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."
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when your about to bang a girl and the guy zips his pants down and blows his load
I got a zipper poper on your mom last night.
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A sexually frustated terrorist that nobody will fuck.
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