What is Behead The Brown Tortoise?
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Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.
"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."
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A phrase usually used to signify a very serious comment.
Lets say that you're standing in the hallway joking with your friends wh..
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Someone who is in the business of selling thizz
I couldn't find any good shit so we'll see who's thizzbizzn at the club ..
