What is Behead The Brown Tortoise?
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Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.
"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."
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A word that refers to a dudes balls and or his nuts.
"oh you kicked me right in my kackanutes you fuckin slut"
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What you call a friend when they are being funny.
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