What is Behead The Brown Tortoise?
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Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.
"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."
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Originally popularised by libyan bandits before they assasinated infidels, now used by an elite few in CS:S as an exclamation of joy.
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It 's a fart with a VERY strong stench and noxious odour ,
but sound less also , you rarely feel when it comes out...
