What is Behead The Brown Tortoise?
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Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.
"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."
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Someone or something that is so cool and funny, that you could say they rock out loud. An unexspected event that pops up that makes you ..
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extremely fat or overweight
The lady sitting in front of me is so onomotopactic that she takes up 4 chairs.
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