What is Behead The Brown Tortoise?
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Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.
"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."
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to bitch someone out.
That player was cheating on me. The next time I see his ass I'm going to read him for trash.
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When PCP is mixed with Ecstasy so the user can expirence intense sexual intercourse and/or fights or brawls with larger people and group..
