What is Behead The Brown Tortoise?
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Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.
"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."
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adjective describing an obese/ugly woman who is too ugly/fat to be physically pleasured by any living being.
Taylor: "That's ..
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Latin for "swift death"
While playing CoD2 i gave joe a case of velox mortis with a shot to the head.
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