Behemoth Dick Edit Meaning

1. The act of one's chair unexpectedly shooting from beneath them resulting in their ass hitting the floor. I can't believe I ju..

1. using sexual gratifaction (masturbating) as a way to relieve stress or anxiousness so as to go to sleep. Man, I was freaking out about ..

1. Innocent guy who has been repeatdly cheated by his hornywife Zito: "Will you go home now?" Wife:" DammitZito, of course..