Behooves

What is Behooves?


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v. To be necessary, appropriate, or proper. This, by the way is NOT SLANGbut I at least congratulate you on making a post where you don't mention your favorite foods or should've-been-aborted daughter.

BTW, "behooves me to want to" is a grammatical attrocity.

Andi's numerous nonsensical posts behoove me to vomit.


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