Beijing Carwash

What is Beijing Carwash?

When a female douches with bleach in an attempt to have back alley abortion of sorts.

Cashier: Hey, what's this bleach for?

Woman: Oh, you know. Got knocked up, need a Beijing Carwash.

Cashier: Bitchin'!

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