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The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.
I got home from the pub about 11.30..
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The act of dropping a fat mud monkey into someones mouth, then dipping your balls directly into the assaulted mouth.
Man, lastnight whe..
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when it's windy out and youre trying to light a joint but u cant get the fucker to spark so you duck up against a corner to stop th..
