What is Bejeweled Blitz?
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A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.
Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."
Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer
Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"
Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."
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A non existant entity that comes when something is very funny, resulting in much "lol."
HERE COMES THE LOLLERCOPTER!
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The zork zucchini occurs when you defecate on to a hard outdoor surface and then wait 7-10 days until petrification, then take the petri..
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when someone says "no" and you can blame it on the current state of economic affairs.
I asked the dude if i could bum a cigar..
