Bejeweled Blitz

What is Bejeweled Blitz?

A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.

Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."

Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer

Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"

Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."

See game, facebook, crack, drug, housewife, homemaker

Cunthost

1. A human that is a "host" of a cunt. (ie, a female) I hate walking through these halls in the morning. All the stupid cunthos..

Queep

1. (As used in US military) Annoying or senseless bureaucratic requirement Did you get the latest E-mail on re-doing the fire extinguisher..

Zogboid

1. merked, owned, beaten with extreme skill, humorous failure. a man walks into a lamp post - zogboid See merked, owned, fail, beaten..

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