Bejeweled Blitz

What is Bejeweled Blitz?

A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.

Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."

Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer

Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"

Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."

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Midian

1. Quite possibly Cradle of Filth's best album ever! Person 1: Dude I just bought Midian! Me: *Steals Midian from the poor sap* Mine..

*pow*

1. the greatest phrase ever. created by Raysel, used frequently. <Tone> BITCH, I GET IN YOUR MOTHERS FACE LIKE *POW*..

Quatro-piel

1. Foreskin (literal translation to english "quatro" = four ; "piel" = skin. That dude has a quatro-piel! See John Pa..

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