What is Bejeweled Blitz?
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A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.
Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."
Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer
Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"
Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."
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Hick-a-doo-la is that special feeling you get when holding hands with your best gal
That song.... Hick-a-doo-la!..
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to fit as many people as possible into a bathroom, running the hot water and hotboxing the bitch.
"boy we partied jamaican till we..
