What is Bejeweled Blitz?
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A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.
Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."
Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer
Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"
Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."
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a mock religion based around the fact if you play tic tac toe once in your life you will go to heaven. also belief that calvin is god. t..
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