What is Bejeweled Blitz?
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A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.
Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."
Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer
Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"
Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."
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Me, some girl, cheap-ass webcam, and a couple of roofies.
Jesus fuck this Rohypnol doesn´t eliminate the gag reflex!!!?
Puke Fiction I..
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an incredibly stubborn person, very nosey and will do anything to gather information
A nosey person sometimes classified by horrible ha..
