What is Bejeweled Blitz?
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A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.
Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."
Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer
Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"
Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."
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Yuppies, and their less educated brethren, who attempt to look "hip," "hot," and/or "with it" by drinking ..
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Sit there listening to opera, whilst eating a biscuit making sexual noises
'Dude! I totally did 149th base last night!'
&apo..
