What is Bejeweled Blitz?
1.
A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.
Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."
Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer
Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"
Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."
See
Random Words:
1.
French for "without cum"
"waiter, I would like my burger Sans Leger sil vous plait"
See Granville..
1.
When a woman has an areola bigger than a human head.
When Beth Chapmans top fell down it was clear she had Extra Large Areola Disorder...
