Bejeweled Blitz

What is Bejeweled Blitz?


1.

A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.

Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."

Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer

Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"

Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."

See game, facebook, crack, drug, housewife, homemaker


1

Random Words:

1. A cross between cut it out and quit it. Ryan, quit it out! See cut, it, out, quit, stop 1. A cross between cut it out and quit it. ..
1. Angst's resident angel, providing a glimmer of light in a turgid pool of crap. Tchaikovsky was to music, what QueenElizII is to th..
1. eating a girl out when she has a yeast infection john got breadwings when he ate marcy out while she had a yeast infection...