What is Bejeweled Blitz?
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A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.
Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."
Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer
Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"
Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."
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When you delay masturbation for weeks and finally circum to it the amout of cum that comes out is huge like a volcano.
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ultimate penetration of the vagina. take your hands, with the palms facing each other, and cross the two pinky fingers and the two thum..
