Bejeweled Blitz

What is Bejeweled Blitz?

A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.

Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."

Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer

Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"

Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."

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The Death

1. heraing about Meghan Felthager with a dick. Damn dude. That Meghan Felthager is the death now because I just heard she's some typ..

Uno Mos

1. Stands for one Make-Out Session. Sean: She's cute. Darren: Uno Mos! Sean: haha NCMO! Darcy: You boys are retarded. See make ou..

Lemon Peri-peri

1. when something or someone is weak and pathetic that is so lemon peri-peri See lemon, peri, weak, pathetic, stuff..

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