Bejeweled Blitz

What is Bejeweled Blitz?

A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.

Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."

Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer

Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"

Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."

See game, facebook, crack, drug, housewife, homemaker

Mve

1. MVE stands for My Virgin Ears It's used as a way for virgins to get out of hearing their sexually active friends talking about sex..

Goatsed

1. To be inadvertantly sent to Goatse.cx or another site, such as Tubgirl or Bakla, under the pretense of the site being an enjoyable exper..

Penis Basket

1. a dick or the male version of a cunt Stop being such a penis basket and give me back my weed See dick, cunt, asshole, miley cyrus..

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