Bejeweled Blitz

What is Bejeweled Blitz?


1.

A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.

Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."

Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer

Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"

Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."

See game, facebook, crack, drug, housewife, homemaker


1

Random Words:

1. A phone call made whilst masturbating. Pat O'Brien is a big fan of making one handed phone calls. See phone..
1. The makeout move in which one places one hand- palm on chin/cheek, thumb in front of ear and rest of fingers behind ear and on neck* ..
1. Noun, meaning a sample or measurement which exceeds a certain metric or criterion. "Table 4-1 lists the exceedances of state clean..