Bejeweled Blitz

What is Bejeweled Blitz?

A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.

Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."

Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer

Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"

Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."

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Wut!!

1. a grabbing gesture made after accomplishing an amzing feat. amazing feat, followed a crotch-grab "(crotchgrab) WUT!!" See wu..

Erraz

1. When someones doesnt turn up on a night out or at a party. A no Show Hey wassybesty, is marc out 2 nite? no hes pulled a erraz!! See..

El Stomp

1. To crunch someone in the face with a pair of Timbalands on *Goon lies on the floor* - because of an El Stomp See stamp, stomp, boot, t..

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