Bejeweled Blitz

What is Bejeweled Blitz?


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A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.

Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."

Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer

Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"

Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."

See game, facebook, crack, drug, housewife, homemaker


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