Bejeweled Blitz

What is Bejeweled Blitz?

A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.

Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."

Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer

Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"

Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."

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Dousch Baggins

1. Anyone who is a friend, that is often made fun of, but not in a hateful way... basically they are said to be part dildo, part doush bag,..

Qwuzzled

1. to be intrigued and perhaps slightly perplexed, but to be 100% interested in learning more (when something is slightly unclear or confus..

Gacktese

1. Gackt, the oh-so-lovely jrock singer, tends to be bad at english. Well, mainly cos he's japanese. When he sings in english it sound..

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