Bejeweled Blitz

What is Bejeweled Blitz?

A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.

Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."

Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer

Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"

Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."

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Javeline

1. Name given to a daughter by continuum obsessed parents Parent: Javeline! Bed time! your father and I have to play continuum. See Jake..

Mootsing

1. mootsing is a small not well known sport where a person does various tricks off legges and urden beams mootser 1: lets go mootsing moo..

Varpy

1. Just bein flat out disgusting. The ugliest or grossest of all. People are usually varpy when intoxicated. You may say varpy-ass or varp,..

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