Bejeweled Blitz

What is Bejeweled Blitz?

A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.

Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."

Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer

Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"

Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."

See game, facebook, crack, drug, housewife, homemaker

Explosive Teabag

1. When you own someone so violently in a First Person Shooter that you can't stand the fact the ownage is over. You stand firm above ..

Nodo

1. Someone trying to act all hard and bad, but it isnt working, you say 'Nodo' (say no-doh) (boy trying to bop down a street) ..

Shoddy Shot

1. A shot of alcohol using a weak alcohol not intended for shots Eg. Beer not vodka, Cruisers not spirits etc. Shoddy is known to mean Bad,..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Bejeweled Blitz Edit Meaning