Bejeweled Blitz

What is Bejeweled Blitz?

A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.

Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."

Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer

Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"

Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."

See game, facebook, crack, drug, housewife, homemaker

Vistaphobic

1. A fear of changing to a new operating system. My parents are Vistaphobic about changing to a new operating system. See vista, xp, wind..

Zonks

1. Cute kids.ol kids..pretty much just the raddest of the rads hey fabian you are such a ZONKS! See fabian, zonks, cool, cute, kids..

Outlay

1. when kate lays on jojos bed and opens wide Total outlay of the night... all night long See bed, kate, jojo, wide, night..

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