What is Bejeweled Blitz?
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A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.
Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."
Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer
Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"
Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."
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when a girl expels blood from her cooter(usually during the menstal cycle) while a guy is eating her out.
Holy Shit Dan, can you beleiv..
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A kick ass meal served by an afghan that has at a minimum of 5 dishes so watch ur mouth bitch! This is a shit load of food!
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