Bejeweled Blitz

What is Bejeweled Blitz?

A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.

Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."

Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer

Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"

Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."

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O Dub

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Arithmetard

1. One who is a complete retard when it comes to even the simplest math. Especially applicable when that person should know math for their ..

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