Bejeweled Blitz

What is Bejeweled Blitz?

A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.

Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."

Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer

Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"

Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."

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Nwft

1. Abbreviation for No Way Fuck That! It also happens to be the abbreviation for the 4th album by Coheed and Cambria, No World For Tomorro..

Numpty Fuck

1. A complete idiot, a pillock, a drongo, some-one who has no idea. I've told you a dozen times how to do it, you are a bloody numpty..

Hijacked

1. the act of intentionally having an off-topic conversation in a thread in order to prevent the thread's original topic from being di..

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