What is Bejeweled Blitz?
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A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.
Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."
Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer
Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"
Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."
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Really good porkchops
Mom: What do you want for dinner?
Son: Some yum yum chops would be nice.
See yum, chops, pork, dinner, food..
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When you know you are going to have sex that night so you shave your pubes beforehand and set them aside. You then cum on the girls face..
