Bejeweled Blitz

What is Bejeweled Blitz?

A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.

Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."

Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer

Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"

Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."

See game, facebook, crack, drug, housewife, homemaker

Zoo Zoo

1. Slang terminology used by street gangs meaning Uzi. I'm going to go to the grocery store and get a zoo zoo See gang, urban, guns,..

Zelling

1. The act of extorting a girl into giving you oral sex. Brendan: Dude I totally was zelling last night. I zelled two chicks by threateni..

Crack It Open

1. Spreading open your vagina or ass for play, snacking or insertion. For 50 bucks I'll crack it open for ya...

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