Bejeweled Blitz

What is Bejeweled Blitz?

A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.

Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."

Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer

Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"

Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."

See game, facebook, crack, drug, housewife, homemaker

Discombobbulated

1. dazed and confused. stupified, dumbified, lost, lost sense of direction, dizzy, etc... see stupified "I'm all discombobbulat..

Ownzorz

1. Slang term for really really really really really good. Frank: That chicken sure tasted great, huh Jeff? Jeff: Yeah, that chicken sure..

Nigligence

1. a racial slur of sorts, typically referring to a black person being negligent. "Lamar lives in the Ghetto. Lamar is black. Lamar..

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