Bejeweled Blitz

What is Bejeweled Blitz?

A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.

Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."

Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer

Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"

Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."

See game, facebook, crack, drug, housewife, homemaker

Hulksmash

1. Over the top, unnecessary violence. Don't make me HULKSMASH you! See hulk, smash, stone cold, death, violence..

Aru

1. interjection 1. sound noting confusion or disbelief 2. Posing the question, "what is going on." Etymology: Likely to have c..

Hmfs

1. "Holy mothafuckin' shit" State of extreme shock. "HMFS, I can't believe she said that to you!!" See int..

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