Bejewled Edit Meaning

1. fucking ugly to the point that it's a shame That chick is too fured to even walk outside at night during a blackout. See ugly, sc..

1. A road accident caused by the driver being momentarily distracted by an attractive lady. Dave - "I got in a twaccident today john..

1. The Zombie Paradox is how zombies are supposed to be really weak and slow-moving from all the post-mortem decay... yet are still somehow..