Bekka

What is Bekka?


1.

"Bekka" means "hot mama".

I want to sex up that hot Bekka!

See Lolz

2.

A Bekka will not let you sleep in it's bed.

If you try to, a Bekka will oust you by playing Shania Twainvery loudly.

In their natural habitats, Bekkas spend most of their time foraging for cans of tuna fish and bottles of orange fanta.

They have wild hair, and are sometimes spotted at the watering hole wearing nothing but a tiny, pink dressing gown, before they go scavaging for bus fare.

The best way to catch a Bekka, should you wish to keep one as a pet/experiment etc, is to lure into your garden using bottles of cheap white cider, and the promise of a few joints... And maybe some Crunchy Nut Cluster a little later on.

"We went on safari earlier today, and spotted an elusive Bekka. It was scraping around in the mud, looking for spare change".

See rebekah, elliott, kayleigh, kelly, ollie, jonny, stuart, joint, drunk, stoned, shania twain, man, monopoly, frustration, yahtzee


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