What is Belaboring His Pumpkin?
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1. beating the top of one's head
2a. having sex with a pumpkin*
2b. masturbating
*Fun fact: If you have sex with a pumpkin, you are actually having sex with a fruit, not a vegetable...so the taboo does not apply!
1. From Canto XVIII of Dante's "Inferno" (Longfellow translation):
And he thereon, belaboring his pumpkin:
"The flatteries have submerged me here below,
Wherewith my tongue was never surfeited."
2. I have to go bail my uncle out. They picked him up for belaboring his pumpkin in a Wal-Mart dressing room.
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