What is Belaboring His Pumpkin?

1.

1. beating the top of one's head

2a. having sex with a pumpkin*

2b. masturbating

*Fun fact: If you have sex with a pumpkin, you are actually having sex with a fruit, not a vegetable...so the taboo does not apply!

1. From Canto XVIII of Dante's "Inferno" (Longfellow translation):

And he thereon, belaboring his pumpkin:

"The flatteries have submerged me here below,

Wherewith my tongue was never surfeited."

2. I have to go bail my uncle out. They picked him up for belaboring his pumpkin in a Wal-Mart dressing room.

See pumpkin, halloween, squash, masturbation, dante, inferno
24

Random Words:

Undernerd
1. an individual whose technical (usu. computer-based) competencies are notably less advanced than those of his or her peers; a nerd wannab..
Read more
Chakaka
1. The area between the anus and the vagina//The area between the auns and the nut sac. I had a fun time with Jennifer Realey's Chaka..
Read more
All Get Out
1. very; extremely; to the utmost degree to which it is attainable; moreso than normal. "It was as cold as all get out. Seriously. ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free