Belalr

What is Belalr?


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There is only one and there will never be another one: BEL-ALR. He is the defintion of the following words: cool, spesh, retarded, random, and Xbox Live.

He can snap a car in half underwater. He got shot in the face with an Mp5 during an Ironman competition and still finished in 1st place, 23 hours before the second place finisher. His overall record in the UFC is 1-0, but his only victory was against everyone in the building, including the Hulk, Superman, Osama Bin Laden and Alexander Semin. He is the father of Michael Jordan, Jessica Alba, Richard Simmons, Gene Simmons, The Game, and Jesus Christ, before Jesus converted to Judaism (Beloooooo hates the Jewwwwwwwws)

Billy: Daddy, what is God?

Billy's father: Well, son, it's hard to explain. He is the father of Jesus, but he's also BELAlR.

Billy: Daddy, did you say B-E-L-A-L-R? That's dumb.

Billy's father: Yes, son, that's how you spell God. Or dumb fuck. Anyway, I'm gonna go play COD4, tell mommy to STFU about the dishes.

See idiot, retard, spesh, leave, no homo, cod4, justin, god, godly, goddess, jesus, pickles, kleenex, kkk, scissors, paperclips, johnny, apples, snowboarding


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