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When you're on Live Messenger and you tell people you're signing off then you change your status to "Appear Offline"..
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Someone who stares at your meat while using the urinal next to you.
He Joe that fag over there was meat gazing while I was taking a pis..
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When telling the truth is futile.
The truthtility of the matter is, I'm the one who dented your car- but it's ok now because ..